I am not a BOY!!!

To whom it may concern:

I am not a boy!!! I am a GIRL!! I understand that I'm bald but that doesn't automatically make me a boy. Lots of baby girls are bald. If I am wearing pink or have any kind of pink in my outfit, I'm a girl! If I'm wearing a bow in my hair (or on my bald head), I'm a girl! If I'm wearing pretty shoes with bows on them, I'm a girl. If I'm sitting in a grocery cart with a PINK cart cover, I'm a girl! If I'm in a dress with TIGHTS, I'm a girl!! My mom will put me in blue and I look good in that too. Yes, I do. But if I'm in pink, I am most certainly NOT a boy!! So in the future, please don't say, "He's so cute, "Isn't HE adorable", "What a champ" (that one was for the older folkÜ). Because pretty soon, I'm going to start making my mom take "I'm stupid" signs with me and like Bill Engvall, have her say, "Here's your sign!!"

Thanks in advance,
Jordyn









Oh, and happy half birthday to meÜ